oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think a kid would responsible me up
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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