it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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