Where is the hickey?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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