Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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