i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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