My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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