tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I enjoy the company of your penis
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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