So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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