Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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