And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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