if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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