WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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