Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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