I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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