her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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