yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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