apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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