Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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