Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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