Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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