What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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