Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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