Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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