I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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