I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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