whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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