C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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