we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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