Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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