Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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