i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
