So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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