when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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