Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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