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He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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