on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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