Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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