called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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