Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Is Oprah even human
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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