you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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