Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
