I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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