my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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