Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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