If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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