In the future we'll all be gay
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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