I'm lost and stupid without you.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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