I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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