I am in a vortex of obligation.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
