she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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