I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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