do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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