just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Randomize