I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Sober January is a disaster.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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