he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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