I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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